I’ve seen some big dogs in my day. When I was 8 there was a pair of Irish Wolfhounds in town that you’d occasionally see being walked around town. Those were big dogs. The Hulk.. well.. he’s a different kind of big. He’s the kind of big that if I ever saw him off leash I’d be concerned. Actually, leash or no leash, I’d be concerned. I love pets but seriously the Hulk is ridiculously massive. At 17 months old he weighs about 35 pounds less than me. That’s not right. The days or our canine overlords cometh.